Dyslexic I fear
Measure once, cut twice, again
More heirloom toothpicks
Oh Lord, so far today I've not cut myself nor anyone else.
I've not coveted my neighbor's tools,
and I've not damaged any of mine.
I've not been led into temptation to buy one of those fancy
laser guided saws that Norm uses on The New Yankee Workshop.
I've not messed up any of my projects,
nor had any cause to take Thy name in vain.
For this I give thanks.
But, Lord, I'm gonna get out of bed pretty soon,
and then I'll need all the help You can offer...